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The Polecats: (circa 1981)


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Probably the most poorly-worded, awkwardly-timed, passive-aggressive, insincere, and grammatically atrocious greeting card anyone can get, regardless of the season:


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The darkness isn't enough to keep the circles from closing. The freezing isn't enough to keep the borders between worlds from perforating. The will to exist isn't enough to shore up the desire to live ( Read more... )

"They’ll kill us if they can. Every year they grow smaller. Every year they hate us more. We must not remind them that giants walk the earth."


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ALL EARTH CREATURES ARE COMPELLED TO DON JUMPSUITS UNDER PAIN OF FACE MELTING


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Lumber Man and Woody. Mr. Paper Cut. Super Harry Connick, Jr.'s Girlfriend. Jazz Trio Man. The Human Dog. The Buttercats.


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You are the hero model. You are the beauty pass. You are deserving of the descriptive series of words which you most closely resemble.


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